Finally, A Vacation Destination We Can Actually Afford

We were discussing (fantasy) vacation plans over dinner and asked The Roc which country he'd most like to visit. He thought it over for a minute and replied: "The United States." When we explained that we already lived in the United States, he protested: "No, we live in Pasadena." We informed him that Pasadena was, indeed, part of the United States. In all his four years, I don't think I've ever seen him laugh so hard.