Wetter T-Shirt

Normally I avoid American Apparel like the plague. The chain's commitment to sweatshop-free, made-in-the-USA merchandise is completely negated by its pervy ad campaigns and beyond-repulsive, not-even-American CEO.

But when The Roc spotted this cute T-shirt across a crowded mall, I gave in and bought it for him.

He's learning his letters (or "wetters," as he calls them), and while I'd never dress him in something with his whole name on it--parenting experts liken this to hanging a "kidnap me" sign on your child's back--one letter does not an Amber Alert make, right?