This was going to be a list of the Top 10 Things The Roc is Afraid Of, but I couldn't think of anything besides grasshoppers and vacuum cleaners, which are his Kryptonite. There are also a handful of Things The Roc Loves and Fears in Equal Measure, like leaf blowers, peacocks, yappy little dogs, and Disney characters. But for the most part, that kid is fearless. Here are some of his more surprising predelictions:
1. Snakes
2. Roller coasters
3. Big dogs
4. Flying
5. The dark
6. Spiders
7. Swimming in the ocean
8. Popping balloons
9. Heights
10. Fish
Surely I'm not the only adult who's afraid of fish...?

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