I'm used to getting some pretty strange dietary requests from The Roc: popsicles for breakfast, uncooked spaghetti, crystal ginger, frozen peas, coffee, obscure British candy bars, "puzzles." But I was genuinely stumped when, tonight after dinner, he asked me for "mothballs."
Earlier today at Whole Foods--or "Trash Store," as The Roc admiringly calls it, because of the rainbow of recycling bins lined up outside--we'd bought some perlini mozzarella balls to put in a salad. Aha! I thought. Moth-zarella balls.
I went to the fridge and smugly proffered the plastic tub of mozzarella balls. I'm pretty sure The Roc rolled his eyes before he shook his head and pointed to the freezer. I opened it, still clueless. Inside, there was a box of Whole Foods' finest frozen Organic Vanilla Mini Waffles.
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